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Have you ever been awake in the middle of the night and thought something so smart and astute that you couldn’t wait for the world to wake up so you could tell them?
THIS SHOW IS THAT THOUGHT.
In that it doesn’t make much sense and is a bit weird on reflection.
SARA PASCOE is a comedian and her children don’t sleep and her kitchen won’t clean itself and her husband “doesn’t want to be in it”.
As seen and heard on Taskmaster, Live at the Apollo, The Great British Sewing Bee, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Mock the Week and co-host of Sara & Cariad’s Weirdos Book Club podcast.
‘First-rate confessional comedy’ ★★★★ The Times
‘Charming and open-hearted’ ★★★★ The Guardian
‘Gloriously funny’ ★★★★ Evening Standard
‘One of the most likeable voices in stand-up’ ★★★★ The Telegraph
Age guidance: 14+ Includes strong language
Presented by Plosive Live in association with Curtis Brown.
June 2025
Sat 21 - Ipswich, New Wolsey Theatre - Buy tickets *Selling fast*
Sat 28 - Worthing, Connaught Theatre - Buy tickets
July 2025
Thu 03 - Stevenage, Gordon Craig Theatre - Buy tickets
Sun 06 - Southend, Palace Theatre - Buy tickets
Tue 08 - Farnham, Farnham Maltings - Buy tickets
Sun 13 - Guildford, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre - Buy tickets
Wed 16 - Oxford, Oxford Playhouse - Buy tickets
Thu 31 - Crawley, The Hawth - Buy tickets
October 2025
Thu 16 - Portsmouth, Kings Theatre - Buy tickets
Fri 17 - St Albans, Alban Arena - Buy tickets
Sun 19 - Northampton, Royal and Derngate - Buy tickets
Thu 23 - Tunbridge Wells, Assembly Hall Theatre - Buy tickets
Fri 24 - Bexhill, De La Warr Pavilion - Buy tickets
Sat 25 - Colchester, Charter Hall - Buy tickets
Thu 30 - Birmingham, Birmingham Town Hall - Buy tickets
Fri 31 - Cheltenham, Cheltenham Town Hall - Buy tickets
November 2025
Sat 01 - Bath, The Forum - Buy tickets
Thu 06 - Crewe, Lyceum Theatre - Buy tickets
Fri 07 - Bradford, St George’s Hall - On sale Wed 4 Dec *Just announced*
Sat 08 - Buxton, Buxton Opera House - Buy tickets
Thu 13 - Liverpool, Philharmonic Hall - Buy tickets
Fri 14 - Coventry, Warwick Arts Centre - Buy tickets
Sat 15 - Basingstoke, The Anvil - Buy tickets
Thu 20 - Wrexham, William Aston Hall - Buy tickets
Fri 21 - Bristol, Bristol Beacon (BSL) - Buy tickets
Sat 29 - Brighton, Brighton Dome (BSL / Cap) - Buy tickets
Sun 30 - Folkestone, Leas Cliff Hall - Buy tickets
February 2026
Thu 05 - Newcastle, Tyne Theatre and Opera House (BSL) - Buy tickets
Fri 06 - Harrogate, Harrogate Theatre - Buy tickets
Thu 12 - Reading, Hexagon - Buy tickets
Fri 13 - Nottingham, Royal Concert Hall (BSL) - Buy tickets
Sat 14 - Leicester, De Montfort Hall (BSL) - Buy tickets
Thu 19 - Belfast, Ulster Hall - Buy tickets
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Thu 26 - Dartford, Orchard Theatre - Buy tickets
Sat 28 - Dorking, Dorking Halls - Buy tickets
March 2026
Sun 01 - London, London Palladium (BSL) - Buy tickets
Fri 06 - Aberdeen, Music Hall - Buy tickets
Sat 07 - Glasgow, Pavilion Theatre (BSL) - Buy tickets
Thu 12 - Canterbury, Marlowe - On sale soon
Fri 13 - Exeter, Corn Exchange - Buy tickets
Sat 14 - Yeovil, Westlands Entertainment Venue - Buy tickets
Thu 19 - Dunstable, Grove Theatre - Buy tickets
Fri 20 - Cambridge, Corn Exchange - Buy tickets
Sun 22 - Cardiff, New Theatre (BSL) - Buy tickets
Fri 27 - Durham, Gala Theatre - Buy tickets
Sat 28 - Salford, The Lowry (BSL) - Buy tickets
Sun 29 - Norwich, Theatre Royal - On sale Fri 29 Nov