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Are you ready to have the best damn night of your effing life? Well don’t worry, the man with the golden larynx is back – and he’s aiming high.
On his last tour NICK HELM promised you a Super Fun Good Time Show and, except for one man in Hull, no one could say he did anything other than more than deliver. This time, the International Treasure-in-Waiting is going to give you the best damn night of your miserable lives whether you want it or not.
Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to a town near you. What are you going to tell your grandkids? That you were busy that night? Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot. From now on, every time you catch your own reflection in a car window or the back of an old DVD, you’ll think yourself a wally.
So chill the eff out, wind your effing neck in and buy an effing ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to buy refreshments and to look at your fellow audience members with a cocked head asking “Did he just change our lives?” Relent to him. He. Is. Your. New. God. You can run and you can hide, but no one gets out alive.
Since starting stand-up comedy in 2007, Nick quickly gained attention from across the industry for his hilarious blend of one-liners, stories, poems and songs. He's been twice nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award, released two successful albums, and was nominated for a BAFTA for short film Elephant, which he co-wrote, directed and starred in. As also seen on Uncle, Loaded, Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment, Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and many more.
‘Genuinely exciting’ ★★★★★ Telegraph
‘Terrific’ ★★★★ Times
‘It ain’t pretty, but it is hilarious’ ★★★★ Chortle
‘Brilliant one-liners and magnificent set pieces’ ★★★★ Independent
‘Helm is a comic tour de force, and then some’ ★★★★ Mail on Sunday
Age guidance: 16+
Presented by Plosive Live in association with Sophie Chapman Talent
September 2025
Fri 12 - Swindon, Swindon Arts Centre - Buy tickets
Sat 13 - Cambridge, Cambridge Junction - Buy tickets
Sun 14 - Canterbury, Gulbenkian - Buy tickets
Thu 18 - Bath, Rondo Theatre - Buy tickets
Fri 19 - Corsham, Pound Arts - Buy tickets
Wed 24 - London, Artsdepot - Buy tickets
Fri 26 - Reading, South Street Arts Centre - Buy tickets *Selling fast*
Sat 27 - Exeter, Barnfield Theatre - Buy tickets
Sun 28 - Bristol, Tobacco Factory Theatres - Buy tickets
October 2025
Sat 04 - Aberystwyth, Comedy Festival - Buy tickets
Thu 09 - Salford, Quays Theatre - Buy tickets
Fri 10 - Barnard Castle, The Witham - Buy tickets
Sat 11 - Stockton, ARC - Buy tickets
Sun 12 - Harrogate, Harrogate Theatre - Buy tickets
Thu 16 - Leeds, Glee Club - Buy tickets
Fri 17 - Hull, Hull Truck Theatre - Buy tickets
Thu 23 - Nottingham, Arts Theatre - Buy tickets
Sat 25 - Brighton, Corn Exchange - Buy tickets
Wed 29 - Southampton, The Attic - Buy tickets *Selling fast*
November 2025
Tue 04 – Newcastle, The Stand - Buy tickets
Wed 05 - Glasgow, The Stand - Buy tickets
Thu 06 – Edinburgh, Monkey Barrel Comedy - Buy tickets
Sun 09 - Norwich, Epic Studios - Buy tickets
Wed 12 - Dublin, The Sugar Club - Buy tickets
Thu 13 - Belfast, Limelight - Buy tickets
Sat 15 - Stafford, Gatehouse Theatre - Buy tickets
Sun 16 - Birmingham, Glee Club - Buy tickets
Wed 19 - Sheffield, Leadmill - Buy tickets
Thu 20 - Pocklington, Arts Centre - Buy tickets
Fri 21 - Leamington Spa, Royal Spa Centre - Buy tickets
Sun 23 - St Albans, Alban Arena - Buy tickets
Wed 26 - Cardiff, Glee Club - Buy tickets
Thu 27 - Swansea, Taliesin Arts Centre - Buy tickets
Sat 29 - London, Leicester Square Theatre - Buy tickets